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Misandry - The hatred of men: Take a look at the ratings of "equal rights" definitions
If you fight for men’s rights:
Man = abuser of women
If you fight for women’s rights:
Female = victim of men
If you are male:
Man = abuser of women
If you are female:
Female = victim of men
If you believe everyone to be equal:
No one cares.
(via brandycooklyn)
Source: it-goes-both-ways
And then we have the average, lucky male.
He will be born among the sex who makes up 80% of suicides. As a child he is at least 3 times more likely to be diagnosed with ADHD and drugged on ritalin, and forced to go through a school system which is geared toward girls. Which will heavily impact his perspective on school for life. Because he has a penis, he will have less financial opportunity and support as there are currently no programs geared toward males, even though there are over a dozen for women only. His chances of going to university are lower than that of women, and his chances for getting a degree even more so. As a young adult he will make less money than women for working the exact same jobs with all variables accounted for. He is more likely to be laid off or even homeless.
As an adult he is just as likely to be raped and more likely to be a victim of domestic violence and nearly all forms of violent crimes, and if he is raped by a woman it will not be federally recognized as rape.
Should he choose to have sex with a woman he will have far less contraceptive options than her, and should she become pregnant he has no legal rights in whether he becomes a father; something she has complete control over. She can, if she wishes, even force him into legal debt slavery.
As a man he will be socially expected to spend his life earning the approval of others while most likely failing to meet those expectations in a country which heavily revolves around male disposability.
He will have less health care options and even refusal to certain programs on the grounds of having a penis, and he will die much earlier than his female counterpart.
Yay, Oppression Olympics! This totally got us all somewhere, right? Look at all that progress.
(via brandycooklyn)
Source: deathlive
If you take the genders as exclusive entities and assign them their arbitrary societal traits, you are left with a bunch of loud, unrefined, egotistical, violent, testosterone fueled douche bags, while the other gender are submissive, introverted, emotional, dependent and fragile things incapable of making up their own minds or taking charge of their own lives. I cannot possibly fathom why anyone would take any interest in either sex portrayed here.
How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
- Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
Source: borntobebrad










